Everton confirm new Pickford deal

This is an absolute disgrace! Pickford is the wrong side of thirty, and he once made a mistake that led to a goal! What are the club thinking? Pickford, Tarky, Gana and Seamus should be forced to resign for the crime of being old and scrounging a living off our great club in a special ceremony in the centre circle of Hill Dickinson, whilst ‘Yer Old’ by Reef is blasted out of the PA system and the crowd stone them with slightly stale blue doughnuts!

Also sack all the young players who have not immediately hit the ground running and haven’t repaid their transfer fees yet! In fact, sack all the players and simulate all our remaining fixtures using Football Manager projected on the big screens!

Sorry, just wanted to get in first with the frothing nonsense…

Heheh, we don't do frothing nonsense around here, Peter 😉

Well, we try not to...

Lots of frothing nonsense over on Toffeeweb. Some of the rabid anti-Moyes stuff has restraining order vibes. As for the political stuff…

So let me get this straight

Nobody sees the relevance of dragging three slowing outfield players who will have a combined age of around 100 into a thread about signing a goalkeeper who is 31 and in his prime ?

The crowd aint going to stone anybody. Absolutely nobody wants to see any of our young players sacked (what an absurd notion), or the older ones for that matter...and we all still want to see matches actually played on the pitch ? Fancy that !

Good news about Jordan.